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A new book "Madonna: Like An Icon" says that Madonna and Tupac had a thing. Madonna also had a thing with Vanilla Ice.

"Madonna, in her mid-30s, “desperately wanted children and had various relationships with unlikely men.” The singer’s friend Alison Clarkson recalls when she was briefly dating Tupac Shakur, one year before his death.

“She was going out with him … but homegirls were saying to him, ‘I can’t believe you’re going out with a white girl,’” - so she got dumped!"

Mediatakeout.com has got a report from an anonymous "insider" who claims to have worked on I Love New York 2. I’m normally not inclined to believe shit like this - but this sounds pretty accurate and fuck it, its more fun to believe it...






Well, well, well. Seems like one of MediaTakeOut.com's faithful readers has got the inside scoop on the new season of I Love New York. Here's what they say will happen in the next couple of weeks:
I was workin for VH1 production team up until last week when I went on to a better job. Anyways I had the opportunity to watch all 12 episodes Of I Love New York 2 and enjoyed it very well! I run my damn mouth too much and can't keep anything to myself, so i MUST tell y'all what's gon' go down in the rest of the show with eliminations! I will not reveal the winner though! Well, here we go:

*As you saw on tonight's show, Tailormade said they think pretty is gay. Well Pretty WILL reveal that he has had a relationship with a man once in life and didn't like it, knows that being gay is a sin, that he wants to be straight, and he feels that New York will be the perfect woman to turn him back that way again, which is why he was on the show! PRETTY IS NOW ELIMINATED!

*Midget Mac Loves New York and New York Loves Midget Mac, but New York becomes TRUTHFUL and reveals to him that she KNOWS she will not pick him in the end and that its time to get down to the wire and spend time with guys who fit her type and have potential to win her heart and be with her....MIDGET MAC IS NOW ELIMINATED!

*IT is definitely a freak with Miss New York, but this time he gets a little too freaky and says the wrong thing to New York. She feels very disrespected and violated of her woman rights....IT IS NOW ELIMINATED!

*New York hasn't really spent much time with Punk on the show, she likes him yeah, but it seems like he's more interested in being the instigator of starting shit between and with other men in the house to get attention and TV time, other than getting it with her, New York is not feeling that at all! PUNK IS NOW ELIMINATED!

*The Entertainer is really an Entertainer! This is not the first TV reality show he has appeared on. He was featured on two episodes of Blind Date and the old TV show Love Connection. New York was also not feeling his desperate quest to find love on TV, or was it his quest to get 15 minutes? THE ENTERTAINER IS NOW ELIMINATED!

WE NOW HAVE TAILOR MADE, MR.WISE, AND WOLF LEFT IN THE COMPETITION! BUT NEW YORK THINKS THREE AINT ENOUGH AND THAT THE SEASON IS GETTING OVER TOO FAST, SO SHE WANTS TO SPICE IT UP A LIL BIT.......SHE BRINGS CHANCE BACK!!!!

*Mr. Wise was terrorized and spit on by Tailor Made in the 4th episode, and this time although Tailor made doesn't hit him, he damn sure pisses him off and a hard ass push can really do alot, as he does it to Taylor Made. WTF? [N WORD] you knew the consequences! MR. WISE IS NOW ELIMINATED!

Wolf was definitely the underdog, but he is also a Cutie and one of the most handsome men on the show, I guess New York can see that! He's also very respectful to her and Sister Patterson, unlike the other men in the house, He done something on an episode that made New York cry and fall in love, wait until you see!!!....

Tailor Made was a potential winner from the beginning, he's a snitch, rich [N WORD] with money, and New York loves that! He ain't going nowhere right now......

Chance, We All Know chance! It's like New York on FOL2 Deja Vu all over again! he's still insane and they definitely belong together!.....

I like this dudes sun-in look. HAHAH. Either way, he gives the scoop on the "reality" show. Why doesnt anyone ask Whitney out ? Jesus.

This is from the Best Week Ever Blog...

I don’t normally watch MTV’s pseudo-reality dope opera The Hills (because I’m not much of masochist), but when I heard Gavin Beasley (a successful model and actor who just so happened to be a high school friend of mine) would be taking Lauren Conrad out on a date in this week’s episode, I simply had to tune in to this strange collision of my past and present. After seeing the show, and seeing Gavin (who’s really a cool, funny guy) manipulated to seem lame and boring to better fit the part of “dude who’s supposed to make Brody jealous”, I decided to look him up for his side of the story. During our candid session of “catch-up”, my school chum revealed several amusing anecdotes about his experience behind the scenes of The Hills, including some bombshells about his experiences with the producers that suggest - brace yourselves - the show might not be as representative of “reality” as we’ve been led to believe! There are a lot of Reality Show Victims in this country, and Gavin is one of them. This is his story:

Alright, man. I’m just gonna come right out and ask: how the hell did you get involved with this televised Crazy Carnival?

Last year I was booked on an editorial modeling gig, posing with Lauren for this interview she did in People Magazine (ED NOTE: photo after the jump). We got along, and she kept trying to set me up with Heidi, because she was on a break from Spencer or something back then, and Lauren was trying to get her to move on. But nothing ever happened with that and Lauren was dating Jason (Wahler) at the time, so we didn’t keep in touch at all. Then in August I got a call from my agency to go to a casting call for Teen Vogue, and Lauren and the camera crews just so happened to be there. She remembered me from our shoot, and the next thing I know, a producer’s asking me to ask Lauren for her number, and I’m signing release forms and being shot for The Hills. They wanted me to ask her about the runway show, how long she had worked that day, when would she get off, stuff like that.

That’s insane. So was your whole experience on the show like that?

Absolutely, from the very beginning. Like, they totally set up the BBQ scene for Brody and I to meet each other and talk because, as they said, “the audience would get a kick out of seeing ‘the ex’ talking to ‘the new guy’.” So they rent this house in Malibu for a set, bought a bunch of food and drinks, and just filmed us hanging out. Brody would talk all this sh*t, then be like, “Sorry about that, we’re just trying to make good television.” Like at one point, some other dude walked up to us while we were talking, and Brody goes, “We’re trying to film a scene here. Do you mind?”, like he’s interrupting our lines. Haha, it was some of the best acting I’ve ever done.

Would you say Bro-Dog Jenner is a Cooler Dude in person, on TV, or just Totally Cool everywhere, all the time?

The interesting thing is Brody – off camera - was a pretty chill guy. When the show came out and he was saying stuff about me - like I was short, too perfect, boring, etc - I didn’t get pissed because I know that’s all solely done for The Hills. He creates drama and a storyline. That’s why he is there.

So the big date with Lauren. What did you two actually talk about for the hours and hours you spent together that we didn’t see on the show?

I honestly had a really hard time talking to her - she’s kind of a conversation killer, and when the cameras are rolling, all conversation is kept firmly on the surface. She talked about how mean Perez Hilton was, and how you have to be nice to the Paparazzi so they don’t release the uglier pictures of you. I don’t know – pop culture, Red Bull, stuff like that. In fact, the most interesting thing I got out of her was that she isn’t allowed to eat ice cream because her trainer told her she can’t.

That sounds like some riveting dinner discussion.

Ha, yeah. What you see is really what you get with these people. Lots of fascinating discussion about “the club”, Vegas, getting drunk, Heidi is evil, and so on. The lack of depth was actually uncomfortable for me. Like, how can nothing be everything you talk about? OH, I forgot – lots of talk about Lauren’s clothing line. That’s pretty important, right?

So let’s discuss about Nail-Polish-Gate. Some websites (I think mostly MySpace blogs written by teenagers who actually care about this stuff) are making a big scandal about the fact that Lauren was wearing red nail polish on your date, and when she got home and immediately (as we’re led to believe) called Bro-Dog, the nail polish was GONE, which suggest that The Hills MIGHT NOT REALLY BE REAL. Please, tell us this is not true.

Well here’s the thing. The show makes it seem like she got home from the date earlier, but in reality we hung out at The Grove for a couple hours after dinner (for some reason she took me to Barnes & Noble to show me this book they made about Season 1 of The Hills), then later went to the club Les Deux, and stayed out until about 2:30 or so. I don’t know what she did when I dropped her off, but if that’s “early night” for those two, they must have Insomnia.

What does Lauren smell like? My guess is Jolly Ranchers, Rose Petal body spray and medication?

She was odorless.

Dammit. So how did this big adventure finally end?

Well we shot all this back in August, and I didn’t film anything else, nor did I talk to Lauren again after our date night. Someone from MTV called two weeks later to see about me asking Lauren and Whitney out on a double date, but nothing happened with that. In fact, I actually feel like I had more of a relationship with my MTV contact than I ever did with Lauren.

Is there anything else you’d like us to know?

Well, this is sort of silly, but I ordered that Salmon Roll for myself and Lauren said she would like to try a piece, so of course MTV edited the scene to make it look like I’m force-feeding her the salmon that she hates, which I would never do on a date. Also, I guess people should just try to remember that this is all entertainment, and just as I’m not the boring dork they made me out to be, Lauren and the other people on the show are sometimes capable of being nice, decent, funny people. Except for Spencer, I hear he’s really like that.